Weird Al Yankovic - You Dont Love Me Anymore
Исполнитель
Название песни
You Dont Love Me Anymore
YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

 C                        Cmaj
We've been together for so very long
     Gm
But now things are changing,
       Dm
Oh I wonder what's wrong?
                          G
Seems you don't want me around
       Dm                    Fmaj         G
The passion is gone and the flames died down

    C                             Cmaj
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
      Gm                              Dm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
                         G
You used to think I was nice
    Dm                                    Fmaj        G
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

Bb                             F
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
      C                            G
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
       Dm

YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

 C                        Cmaj
We've been together for so very long
     Gm
But now things are changing,
       Dm
Oh I wonder what's wrong?
                          G
Seems you don't want me around
       Dm                    Fmaj         G
The passion is gone and the flames died down

    C                             Cmaj
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
      Gm                              Dm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
                         G
You used to think I was nice
    Dm                                    Fmaj        G
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

Bb                             F
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
      C                            G
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
       Dm          Fmaj7                      C
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 C                          Cmaj              Gm
I knew that we were having problems when you put those
                 Dm
piranhas in my bathtub again
                              G
You're still the light of my life
     Dm                          Fmaj                 G
Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife

C                                 Cmaj                Gm
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison
                   Dm
my coffee just a little each day
                                     G
I still remember the way that you laughed
     Dm                      Fmaj        G
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

Bb                                             F
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
C                        G
Doing in my underwear drawer?`
         Dm                 Fmaj7                      C
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

C                               Cmaj
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Gm                                    Dm
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
                     G
You set my house on fire
       Dm                           Fmaj             G
You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers

C                                   Cmaj           Gm
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off
                 Dm
my eyebrows while I was asleep
                           G
You drilled a hole in my head
           Dm                              Fmaj          G
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Bb                              F
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
       C                        G
 You never acted this way before
           Dm             Fmaj7             C
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
                 Dm            Fmaj7                     C
Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore


Transcription by Jon Niklas Ronning
oyvind.ronning@dagbladet.no

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Weird Al Yankovic - What If God Smoked Cannabis
Исполнитель
Название песни
What If God Smoked Cannabis
Intro / Main Riff:
|--------------------|------------------|----------------------|
|--------------------|------------------|10-12-13--------------|
|-8-10-11------------|-8-10-11----------|10-12-13-11--11-10-13-|
|---------9--9-8-11--|--------9--9-8-11-|8--10-11-11--11-10-13-|
|--------------------|------------------|---------9---9--8--11-|
|--------------------|------------------|----------------------|
What if God Smoked Cannabis?
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Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
Исполнитель
Название песни
Smells Like Nirvana
|---------------------------------------------|
|Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Lyk Nirvana - solo|
|---------------------------------------------|

e|----------------------------------|
b|-1-4-4-6^-4-1-2-1-----------------|
g|----1-------------3-5-3-1-3-5^-1-0| X2
d|----------------------------------|
a|----------------------------------|
e|----------------------------------|

|---------------------------------------|
|Christopher McHugh- cmchugh2001@hotmail|
|---------------------------------------|
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Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
Исполнитель
Название песни
Smells Like Nirvana
Weird al Yankovitch
          Smell like nirvana
          
          Intro (play a little faster then nirvana dose)
          
          =====
          
          G|------|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
          D|------|*------------------------------|------------------------------*|
          A|------|*---------1-1-0----------4-4-0-|---------1-1-0----------4-4-4-*|
          E|-/12-|--1--1-1---------4--4-4--------|-1--1-1---------4--4-4---------|
          
          
          
          Verse
          
          =====                                (10x)
          
          G|----------------------------------------|
          D|*--------------------------------------*|
          A|*-----------1-1-1-1-----------4-4-4-4--*|
          E|---1-1-1-1-----------4-4-4-4------------|
          
          
          
          
          
          Chorus
          
          ======                          (6x)
     

Weird al Yankovitch
          Smell like nirvana
          
          Intro (play a little faster then nirvana dose)
          
          =====
          
          G|------|-------------------------------|-------------------------------|
          D|------|*------------------------------|------------------------------*|
          A|------|*---------1-1-0----------4-4-0-|---------1-1-0----------4-4-4-*|
          E|-/12-|--1--1-1---------4--4-4--------|-1--1-1---------4--4-4---------|
          
          
          
          Verse
          
          =====                                (10x)
          
          G|----------------------------------------|
          D|*--------------------------------------*|
          A|*-----------1-1-1-1-----------4-4-4-4--*|
          E|---1-1-1-1-----------4-4-4-4------------|
          
          
          
          
          
          Chorus
          
          ======                          (6x)
          
          G|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
          D|*--------------------------------*|*--------------------------------*|
          A|*----------1-1-0----------4-4-0--*|*--------------------------------*|
          E|---1--1-1---------4--4-4----------|--1-1-0-1-2-2----1-1-0-1-5-5-3-3--|
          
          
          
          Verse
          
          =====                                (10x)
          
          G|----------------------------------------|
          D|*--------------------------------------*|
          A|*-----------1-1-1-1-----------4-4-4-4--*|
          E|---1-1-1-1-----------4-4-4-4------------|
          
          
          
          
          
          Chorus
          
          ======                          (6x)
          
          G|----------------------------------|----------------------------------|
          D|*--------------------------------*|*--------------------------------*|
          A|*----------1-1-0----------4-4-0--*|*--------------------------------*|
          E|---1--1-1---------4--4-4----------|--1-1-0-1-2-2---1-1-0-1-5-5-3-3---|
          
          
          
          voice Solo (sing w/ water in mouth, trobone, kazoo Ect.)
          
          ===========                    (8x)
          
          G|---------------------------------|----|
          D|*-------------------------------*|----|
          A|*----------1-1-0----------4-4-0-*|----|
          E|---1--1-1---------4--4-4---------|4/1-|
          
          
          
          
          
          Verse
          
          =====                                (10x)
          
          G|----------------------------------------|
          D|*--------------------------------------*|
          A|*-----------1-1-1-1-----------4-4-4-4--*|
          E|---1-1-1-1-----------4-4-4-4------------|

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Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
Исполнитель
Название песни
Smells Like Nirvana
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|Werid Al Yankovic - Smells like Nirvana - http://www.weirdal.com |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|----------333---------------444-----------|Repeat ?x
D|-333-xxxx-333--xx--444-xxxx-444-----------|
A|-333-xxxx-111--xx--444-xxxx-222-----------|
E|-111-xxxx------xx--222-xxxx---------------|

e|----1-------------------------------------|
B|--1---------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

TAB FOR PRE-CHORUS:
E|----------------------------------|
B|-----6-------6-------6-------6----| 
G|-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5--|   
D|----------------------------------| 
A|----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------|

|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
|Werid Al Yankovic - Smells like Nirvana - http://www.weirdal.com |
|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|----------333---------------444-----------|Repeat ?x
D|-333-xxxx-333--xx--444-xxxx-444-----------|
A|-333-xxxx-111--xx--444-xxxx-222-----------|
E|-111-xxxx------xx--222-xxxx---------------|

e|----1-------------------------------------|
B|--1---------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

TAB FOR PRE-CHORUS:
E|----------------------------------|
B|-----6-------6-------6-------6----| 
G|-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5-5-5---5--|   
D|----------------------------------| 
A|----------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------| 
   Play pre Chorus(above) 4 times 

|------------------------|
|Chris McHugh            |
|cmchugh2001@hotmail.com |
|------------------------|

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Weird Al Yankovic - Saga Begins
Исполнитель
Название песни
Saga Begins
The Saga Begins
Verse 1

   G     D   Em        Am          C          Em                  D         G
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack. And I thought
D      Em                 Am            C          Em             C             D     Em
me and Qui Gon Gin, could talk the Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack. But
                                  Am               Em          Am               C  G
There response it didn?t thrill us, they looked the doors and tried to kill us. We escaped
     Am            C                   D       G        D    Em                   Am7
from that gas, and met Jar Jar in Bossnass, we took a Bungo from the scene and we went
                   D         G        D     Em               C          D7
to Fee to see the Queen, we all wound up on Tatooine, that?s where, we found..

The Saga Begins
Verse 1

   G     D   Em        Am          C          Em                  D         G
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack. And I thought
D      Em                 Am            C          Em             C             D     Em
me and Qui Gon Gin, could talk the Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack. But
                                  Am               Em          Am               C  G
There response it didn?t thrill us, they looked the doors and tried to kill us. We escaped
     Am            C                   D       G        D    Em                   Am7
from that gas, and met Jar Jar in Bossnass, we took a Bungo from the scene and we went
                   D         G        D     Em               C          D7
to Fee to see the Queen, we all wound up on Tatooine, that?s where, we found.. This
 G        C      G
Boy?

Chorus
   G   C             G     D          G              C              G            D
Oh my, my this here Anakin guy, maybe Vader Someday later now he?s just a small fry.
    G       C                G        D            Em                  A7    Em
He left his home kissed his mommy goodbye singing soon I?m gonna be a Jedi?. Soon
                D7
I?m gonna be a Jedi?

Verse 2
 G                   Am                 C         Am                  Em
Did you know this Junkyard slave isn?t even old enough too shave, but he can use the
 D                      G       D          Em                             Am7                      C
force they say? ahh do you see him hitting on the queen though he?s just nine and she?s
                     Em             A7            D          Em              D
fourteen, yeah he?s probably gonna marry her someday. Well I know he built C-3PO and
      Em                 D               C        G         A7         C
I?ve heard how fast his Pod can go, and we were broke it?s true, so we made a wager or
D7               G    D        Em                 Am                   C
two Ooo he was a prepubescent flying ace and the minute Jabba started off that race I
 G        D              Em        C        D7       G C G                  D7
knew who would win first place, oh yes, it was, our boy,       we started singing?..

(Chorus)
Verse 3
  G                    Am           C               Am                  Em
Now we finally got to Corasaunt the Jedi Council we knew would want too see how good
    D                    G         D           Em                  Am7               C
the boy could be, so we took him there and we told a tale how his many corians were off
                 Em         A7           D                Em           D
the scale and he might for fill that Prophesy, well the council was impressed of course,
      Em               D                   C     G          A7        C            D7
could he bring balance too the force, they interviewed the kid, oh training they forbid,
         G     D       Em                  Am                C                 G       D
because Yoda sensed in him much fear, and Qui Gon said now listen here, just stick it in
       Em            C          D7         G     C    G
your pointy ear, I still will teach, this boy.

(Chorus)
Verse 4
G            D             Em           Am            C            Em
We caught a ride back too Naboo, cause Queen Amedala wanted to, I frankly would have
          D    G        D            Em                 G             Am                G
liked to stay, we all fought in that epic war, and it wasn?t long at all before little hot shot
          C                   D       Em              Am                   Em
flew his plane and saved the day, and in the end some Gun Gens died, some ships blew
              Am             C      G          Am           C                   D
up and some pilots fried, a lot of folks were croakin, the battle droids were broken, and
    G    D  Em              C                      D7                    G         D
the Jedi I admire most, met up with Darth Maul and now he?s toast, well I?m still here
    Em                C           D7         G   C   G
and he?s a ghost, I guess, I?ll train, this boy.

(Chorus 2x)

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Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute
Исполнитель
Название песни
One More Minute
#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#
#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the #
#song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##
#

Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 19:01:44 -0500
From: Denis Ford 

One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic

Words transcribed by I. Josh Greenstein (at least they were on his web page)
Chords by Bo Ford

I haven't heard this song in a while, so please feel free to correct any
mistakes.  I'm not
absolutely sure if the B7 is right, but it sounds pretty close.  Have fun.
Bo

D                        G        D                  G
Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
B7                           Em           A                       D
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you

#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#
#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the #
#song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. #
#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##
#

Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 19:01:44 -0500
From: Denis Ford 

One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic

Words transcribed by I. Josh Greenstein (at least they were on his web page)
Chords by Bo Ford

I haven't heard this song in a while, so please feel free to correct any
mistakes.  I'm not
absolutely sure if the B7 is right, but it sounds pretty close.  Have fun.
Bo

D                        G        D                  G
Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
B7                           Em           A                       D
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.


G                     D         G
So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex,
      C                         G
And I tore all your pictures in two,
      B7                              Em
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
     A                        D
Just because it reminds me of you.....


C                 D                  G
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,
C                 D              G
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
           C             D              G                C
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
     G              D           G
Than spend one more minute with you.


D                        G
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
    D              G           D
You got me feeling down in the dumps,
           B7                        Em
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
      A                            D
And I have to use the self-service pumps...


      C             D                  G
Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
    C           D                 G
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
           C            D                G                C
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
     G              D           G
Than spend one more minute with you..


Em                    D                 G
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
C                                   G
Than watch you going out with other men
Em                 G            Em
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
A                                            D
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'


    C              D                   G
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
         C                D           G
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
    C                    D
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
                 G                C
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
     G              D           G
Than spend one more minute with you


                     C          D            G
Yes, I'd rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
            C          D                 G
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
    C                D
I'd rather dive in a swimming pool filled with
G                  C
Double-edged razor blades
     G              D           Em
Than spend one more minute with you


           C                            D
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
    G                                            C
And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....
     G              D           G
Than spend one more minute with you.....

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Weird Al Yankovic - Money For Nothin
Исполнитель
Название песни
Money For Nothin
Here we go - here's my version of the intro to Money For Nothing,
Not so scarey after all is it ?

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------6------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-5--7-5-7-5-3-3-0----7-7--3>s>5---0--3>s>5 5 5>s>3 0---------------------|
|--5-5-5--5---5-5-5-5-5----5-5--3>s>5---0--3>s>5 5 5>s>3 0---------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------8----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-5--5-7-7-7-5----0--7-7-3>s>5-0------------------------------------------|
|--5-5-5-8---------8-5-0--5-5-3>s>5-0--3>s>5-5---------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

-->

Here we go - here's my version of the intro to Money For Nothing,
Not so scarey after all is it ?

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----------6------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-5--7-5-7-5-3-3-0----7-7--3>s>5---0--3>s>5 5 5>s>3 0---------------------|
|--5-5-5--5---5-5-5-5-5----5-5--3>s>5---0--3>s>5 5 5>s>3 0---------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------8----------------------------------------------------------------|
|--7-7-5--5-7-7-7-5----0--7-7-3>s>5-0------------------------------------------|
|--5-5-5-8---------8-5-0--5-5-3>s>5-0--3>s>5-5---------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

--> play as above until-v
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------3-2--------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------3>s>5-5-5>p>3------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------3>h>5-3>h>5------------------------|
+-------------------------------------------------------6-5-3------------------|

Have fun kiddies,
Craig

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Weird Al Yankovic - Its All About The Pentiums
Исполнитель
Название песни
Its All About The Pentiums
It's All About The Pentiums 

   E tuning (standard) 

   Intro 
   e-----------------------|------------------- 
   b-----------------------|------------------- 
   g-----------------------|------------------- 
   D--4--444---2-4---44/8--|-5-4-3------------- 
   A--4--444---2-4---44/8--|-------5-4-3------- 
   E--2--222---0-2---22/6--|-------------5----- 

   Verse 
   e-----------------------|------------------- 
   b-----------------------|------------------- 
   g-----------------------|------------------- 
   D--4--444---2-4---44/8--|--5--4--3--2------- 
   A--4--444---2-4---44/8--|--5--4--3--2------- 
   E--2--222---0-2---22/6--|--3--2--1--0------- 

   Chorus 
   e-------------|-------------|-------------------- 
   b-------------|-------------|-------------------- 
   g-------------|-------------|-------------------- 
   D---------3-4-|-5-5---------|-4--444--2-4--44/8-- 
   A---3-4-5-----|-----5-4-3---|-4--444--2-4--44/8-- 
   E-5-----------|-----------3-|-2--222--0-2--22/6--
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Weird Al Yankovic - Horoscope
Исполнитель
Название песни
Horoscope
Weird Al Yankovic - Horoscope
Tabbed By: Dan Youngstrom
EMail: Wolfology101@attbi.com


This song is very easy, and is just the following chord pattern played on the 
upbeats (ska style). I couldn't fid a single copy of this tab anywhere, and 
it's not perfect, but it will work. Yes, the same thing is played during the chorus.

|--8----6----8----10--|
|--8----6----8----11--|
|--9----7----9----10--|
|---------------------|
|---------------------|
|---------------------|

Into ska, visit my band's website: http://www.expage.com/yourlocalskaband !
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